Still here, you know. 

serafortwright:

huntermills:

serafortwright:

I’d rather not know about the good time he has on his stag night, thanks. I’m fairly certain those are don’t-ask-don’t-tell affairs anyway. So Dan’s getting married and Ben’s gonna have another baby. I’m going to have to find some shocking news to drop on everyone or risk getting booted out of th’family. 

Hah, yeah. I’m make sure he doesn’t get into too much trouble.

Yeah, you — wait. Ben’s having another baby? Since when?

Since when? Well, I imagine since… Er, if your parents haven’t given you The Talk yet, perhaps I’m not the best one to ask.

The … Talk? Don’t know what you’re talking about, unless you mean the story of how the stork swoooops down from heaven and leaves the little baby on the doorstep. [His voice went up an octave higher as he gave his mock explanation.

No, but really, when did this happen?

Still here, you know. 

serafortwright:

huntermills:

serafortwright:

I am so not surprised that you know a bunch of strippers. Just do me a favour and if you decide to send photos to all your contacts like you did at Ben’s, remove my number. I don’t need to see my other brother about to vomit on a half-naked woman.

[He shrugged.] I get around. Nice women, actually, contrary to popular belief. 

And hey, I am not responsible for my actions when drunk. Besides, it’s Danny I’d be more worried about. Doesn’t seem like the type that would drink much. Besides, wouldn’t you find it comforting to know that your big bro’s having a good time?

I’d rather not know about the good time he has on his stag night, thanks. I’m fairly certain those are don’t-ask-don’t-tell affairs anyway. So Dan’s getting married and Ben’s gonna have another baby. I’m going to have to find some shocking news to drop on everyone or risk getting booted out of th’family. 

Hah, yeah. I’m make sure he doesn’t get into too much trouble.

Yeah, you — wait. Ben’s having another baby? Since when?

Still here, you know. 

serafortwright:

huntermills:

serafortwright:

They are, yeah. Just… I don’t know. Never figured you for a tux sort of person. Figuring on being a groomsman, then? Causing trouble at the stag? 

I can be fancy shmancy when I want to. As long as I don’t have to wear a bow tie. And oh, yes. Not letting Dan off easy this time. I’ll be sure to call in all the strippers I know. 

I am so not surprised that you know a bunch of strippers. Just do me a favour and if you decide to send photos to all your contacts like you did at Ben’s, remove my number. I don’t need to see my other brother about to vomit on a half-naked woman.

[He shrugged.] I get around. Nice women, actually, contrary to popular belief. 

And hey, I am not responsible for my actions when drunk. Besides, it’s Danny I’d be more worried about. Doesn’t seem like the type that would drink much. Besides, wouldn’t you find it comforting to know that your big bro’s having a good time?

Still here, you know. 

serafortwright:

huntermills:

serafortwright:

Got stabbed in the chest, but took the son of a bitch down. He’ll never see th’sky again. But more importantly— you like wearing tuxes?

Huh. Wow. Sexy Impressive.

And yes, as a matter of fact, I do. I like tuxes. Tuxes are sexy.

They are, yeah. Just… I don’t know. Never figured you for a tux sort of person. Figuring on being a groomsman, then? Causing trouble at the stag? 

I can be fancy shmancy when I want to. As long as I don’t have to wear a bow tie. And oh, yes. Not letting Dan off easy this time. I’ll be sure to call in all the strippers I know. 

Still here, you know. 

serafortwright:

huntermills:

serafortwright:

…Tell me about it. Becca had better not pick ugly bridesmaid dresses. Oh. Um. Speaking of catching up… won’t be in the news for another week, but I caught the rat bastard behind… Ben and Irene. Haven’t got a chance to tell Ben yet.

As long as I get to wear a tux, I’ll tolerate it. 

Oh? Oh. Oh. You did. How did … that go? 

Got stabbed in the chest, but took the son of a bitch down. He’ll never see th’sky again. But more importantly— you like wearing tuxes?

Huh. Wow. Sexy Impressive.

And yes, as a matter of fact, I do. I like tuxes. Tuxes are sexy.

Still here, you know. 

serafortwright:

huntermills:

serafortwright:

No, it’s good! Don’t let me discourage you. Clearly you’re a man of a thousand secrets. Nine hundred of which I’m fairly certain could land you and Ben in prison. Are you in London then? You should stop by for coffee sometime.

And don’t you forget it. [He laughed.] Yes, I am, as a matter of fact. And yeah, maybe I should. Catch up on things that don’t involve weddings, because eugh, weddings.

…Tell me about it. Becca had better not pick ugly bridesmaid dresses. Oh. Um. Speaking of catching up… won’t be in the news for another week, but I caught the rat bastard behind… Ben and Irene. Haven’t got a chance to tell Ben yet.

As long as I get to wear a tux, I’ll tolerate it. 

Oh? Oh. Oh. You did. How did … that go? 

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Still here, you know. 

serafortwright:

huntermills:

serafortwright:

[She raised an eyebrow at him and shook her head.] Desk job, hm? I’d be more inclined to believe the brothel story. What’re you doing, then? Clerical work? 

Hey, hey, I can be serious, too, when I want to be. And … yes. Yes I was, thank you very much.

No, it’s good! Don’t let me discourage you. Clearly you’re a man of a thousand secrets. Nine hundred of which I’m fairly certain could land you and Ben in prison. Are you in London then? You should stop by for coffee sometime.

And don’t you forget it. [He laughed.] Yes, I am, as a matter of fact. And yeah, maybe I should. Catch up on things that don’t involve weddings, because eugh, weddings.